A bunch of funny stuff
Author: Nikki
From: Brisbane, Australia
Age: 10
Date: 4th Jul 2001, 1:45 AM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: A bunch of funny stuff
Once there was a super hero named the Blue Falcon and he was sitting next to a father,the father said 'who are you','I am the the Blue Falcon', said the super hero,then the father said 'you guy's didn't do that well in the last football season','I am the blue Falcon!','don't be so blue you'll probably win next semester.
KNOCK,KNOCK
who's there
BOO
boo who
YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY ABOUT IT.
What did the ghost mother say to her children? Don't spook until your spooken to.
What pet did the ghost have? a scaredy cat.
What does the ghost have for lunch?
I scream.
What do you get if you cross a monster with a boy scout?
something that scares old ladies acrooss the street.
What's the difference between a biscuit and a troll?
ever tried dunking a troll in your coffee
What's big,ugly and wear's a tutu?
a monster at a fancy dress party.
What run's around Paris at midday in a plastic bag?
The lunch pack of Notre Dame.
What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
GooDByE
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