Non-sense Jokes
Author: Paul
From: Seattle, USA
Age: 11
Date: 5th Jul 2001, 5:22 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: Non-sense Jokes
How do bees go to school?
A:they take the BUZZ
What do you do when an Elephant sneezes?
A:Get out of the way!
What did the frog say when the librarian suggested a book?
A:Read-it! Read-it!
Why is it so hard for the leopard to hide?
A:because He's always SPOTTED
How do sheeps have fun?
A:They play BAAAAAAA-sketball
What do Reptiles wear on their feet?
A:Snakers
What is a Sheep's Favorite Snack?
A:Bah-lony Sandwhich
What has a tongue but can't talk?
A:a shoe!
What is black and white and lives in the desert?
A:a lost penguin!
What driver never speeds?
A:A screwdriver!
Where does Santa Sleeps?
A: at the Ho-Hotel!
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