there were three men
Author: joshua
From: brisbane, Australia
Age: 6
Date: 27th Jul 2001, 8:01 PM
Rating: 4
Comment:
Title: there were three men
once there were three men. The first one went to the shop and learned
how to say me, me, me . The second one went to the shop and learned
how to say knife and fork, knife and fork,(very fast).
The third one went to the shop and learned how to say goody goody
gumdrops, goody goody gumdrops,(very fast). There was a man dead
on the road. The policeman said who killed this man? The first man
said me, me, me. The policeman said what with? The second man
said knife and fork, knife and fork. The policeman said you're going
to jail. The third man said goody goody gumdrops, goody goody
gumdrops.
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